A 5-Minute (Current) Life Assessment by Sir Ashcroft

It has always been an interest of mine to understand the intricate art of the human mind. Of late, I have found an easy yet doubtfully accurate way to assess the behavioral under goings of my fellow colleagues: Reading the status messages of my dear friends off the instant messaging application. Amazingly, some people put rather personal messages, with messages ranging from happy notes of thank you, to the most vivid expression of loath and detest. Though tempting to believe, these status messages sometimes give an altogether false interpretation of what's going on in a person's life, but it sure tells you what's going on through that person's mind at the moment. Viewer discretion is advised.

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